Friday, February 3, 2012

The Rubber Band

Hero: Nero Wolfe
Sidekick: Archie Goodwin



The Rubber Band, as a book title, wouldn't appeal to me, but I'll read any Nero Wolfe book by Rex Stout.  Mr. Stout is a masterful puzzle maker.  I enjoy trying to solve the puzzles before Nero explains everything in the end.  I usually end up following red herrings and get distracted by false leads, but I always enjoy the ride.

The titular Rubber Band was a band of men, lead by "Rubber" Coleman, who helped a man escape from hanging.  The escapee promised the men half of what he would inherit, a considerable bounty.  The story picks up some forty years later when the daughter of a deceased band member consults Nero Wolfe.  There are too many facets of the story to reveal here, but suffice it to say, it was a fun read.  I recommend the entire Nero Wolfe collection.

I don't like rating books by a star or number system, so here's my rating system:
Bad=Quit reading the book
Fair=It was okay; I finished it
Good=I liked it
Great=I loved it; definitely would enjoy re-reading it someday

Rating for The Rubber Band: Great

Monday, January 30, 2012

The Case of the Curious Bride

Hero: Perry Mason
Heroine: Della Street



It's not a romance.  It's a Perry Mason mystery.  I love these books.  I've never read one I didn't like.

In this one, Rhoda Montaine is arrested for murdering her first husband, Gregory Moxley.  Her current husband Carl is ready to testify against her.  Rhoda walks into the D.A.'s trick, and claims she was ringing the doorbell outside when the murder allegedly took place.  Since a defense of self-defense is off the table, Perry must use his wit and wiles to come out a winner in the end.  He's so smart; that's why I love him.

I don't like rating books by a star or number system, so here's my rating system:
Bad=Quit reading the book
Fair=It was okay; I finished it
Good=I liked it
Great=I loved it; definitely would enjoy re-reading it someday

Rating for The Case of the Curious Bride: Great

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Valentine's Day-themed light decorations


We have a dining room light.

It used to have sixteen flat glass panels suspended from a metal framework.  Then one day, someone threw a tennis ball for the dog.  (I won't say who, but I'm 95% sure it was me.)  One of the panels fell onto the table and shattered.  To make matters worse, we were working on a 1000-piece puzzle on that very table.  It was a big mess.  (The table still has a nick from where the sharp glass corner hit.)

Unsatisfied with a light fixture that was missing a piece, I took it upon myself to make new panels.  Inspired by the look of punched tin pie safes, I decided to make something similar.  I found some metal (I have no idea what we used it for; it's corrugated and white on one side) in our garage and cut it to match the size of the glass (4"x8").  I made a punch-out template on the computer and taped a copy to each metal panel.  Then I got to work punching.  It took awhile, but I got the job done.

I really wanted to spray-paint the gold light fixture white, but my dad and mom nixed that idea.  It is their house after all.

Anyhow, I've digressed.  I did all that a couple of years ago.  Back to the present.  I made some Valentine's Day themed panels.  I saw an idea for greeting cards using crayon shavings and waxed paper, and I thought the same idea would work well for our light fixture.  If I had known what a time- and labor-intensive project it would be, I probably would have skipped it.  Initially, I thought I'd be able to use a paper-punching machine to cut out hearts, but I couldn't gain access to a heart punch.  I know some people have Cricut or Silhouette machines; those would have simplified the project immensely.  I did it the old-fashioned way: scissors.  I used a paper cutter and cut out 32 4"x8" panels.  (I used pink copier paper.)  I took scrap paper, folded it in half, and cut out hearts until I got one I liked.  I used that scrap heart and traced around it on one of the panels.  I used a hole-puncher to make an opening for my scissors to fit into, and then I cut out the inside.  I used that as my stencil for 16 other panels.  I got smart and put two panels together and cut them out at the same time, so I wouldn't have to stencil or cut out 32 separate panels.  With that done, I cut waxed paper into 4" squares.  (I folded the waxed paper so I had cutting guidelines.)

I got my crayons out.  Luckily they were in a box with a built-in sharpener.

I opened the bottom of the box and dumped out the old shavings.

I picked out crayons that were in the red color family.

I didn't use them all, but it was easier for me to have them all together to pick from.

I sharped the crayons and let the shavings fall on the back of a paper plate.

I spread out eight waxed paper squares and sprinkled on half of the shavings.  (I also sprinkled on some glitter to see what would happen.)

I topped the squares with more waxed paper and covered everything with a paper towel.  I used an iron to melt the shavings together.

Once the first batch was done and cooled, I repeated the process.  (I didn't add glitter this time.)  I recommend having newspaper or paper towels between the waxed paper and your table; it makes clean up easier.

One by one, I laid the waxed squares on top of the pink panels.  I pivoted the squares so that the cut-out area had a good view of the melted color.  I traced (free-handed) a larger diameter heart onto the waxed paper and cut the squares into hearts.

I pulled out the rubber cement, spread it over the pink panel, added the waxed heart, and topped with another pink panel.

I did that sixteen times.  (Have I mentioned it was a time- and labor-intensive project?)  I used a metal panel to trace out where the hanging hole needed to be.

Then I realized my hole puncher would not reach that deep.  I punched where I could, and then erased the trace marks.  I rubbed off excess rubber cement and hung the panels.


Please note, I have no idea if this is a fire hazard or not.  We use energy-efficient bulbs, which I think are cooler temperature-wise than traditional light bulbs.  The paper panels do not touch the bulbs, so I think it's safe.  I only point this out because my dad wondered about potential fire danger.

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